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who i am


The woman who woke up one morning and said, "shit, now I get that Talking Heads song."

what this is


Oskar Schnell's Things That Happened to Me notebook, curated by a woman in perpetual quarterlife crisis.

recent tweets


matthewinaditch:

Dan Stevens’ inner monologue whilst clutching the bedpost.

(via fuckyesdowntonabbey)

Photographs taken inside musical instruments making them look like large and spacious rooms.

(via cumfordaddy)

‘Taro’ by Alt-J is my new jam.

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

(via ruinedchildhood)

jackaldope:

[cw slurs, violence, sanism] here are some cool facts for you

  • it has been proven time and again in study after study that there is no correlation between mental illness and violent behavior, except in that mentally ill people are more likely to have substance abuse problems and…

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

(via jadesymb)

We did this for Mother’s Day because we are pretty awesome

oohtheyhavenibbles:

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM

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THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS

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BOWLCUTS

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LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT

(via indulging-inaccuracy)